Cuckoo Clock...?!
Question: At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.
The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, "Midnight, just like I said."
She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said '****!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling."
Answers: At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.
The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, "Midnight, just like I said."
She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said '****!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling."
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
Heard it before, still funny though. well done
hahaha gud 1 m8
Nice one ha ha ha ,,,,
LOL!
cuckoo cuckoo
LMAO
Lol you are really in need of a new Cuckoo clock by the looks of it but thanks for the laugh,and have a star.xxx
Very funny. lol
lmao....funny
genius joke 100/100
ha ha ha lol love it!! star!!!!!!!!
time to take a drink me thinks.
yep - keep giving the old ones an airing l they're worth it
It was a bad dream .......... my wife couldnt understand........ Ha ha ha ha....... She is still on bed .. ;-)..... & the Cuckoo Clock is cuckooing.......... Bye....... I've to stop it.
very funny, well done
cuckoo.lol
lol
LOL funny
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
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