Call the LAWYER. JOKE funny or not?!
Question: A guy calls a law office and says: "I want to talk to my lawyer."
The receptionist replies, "I’m sorry, but he died last week."
The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week."
The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, "I keep telling you, your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"
The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."
Answers: A guy calls a law office and says: "I want to talk to my lawyer."
The receptionist replies, "I’m sorry, but he died last week."
The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week."
The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, "I keep telling you, your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"
The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."
FUNNY! Lawyer jokes never get old!
:O)
oh my! very funny
Not bad, made me chuckle
I liked it 8/10
Amusing but not really something to crack your ribs with...
Lawyer jokes are getting old...
hahahahaha
i heard it in another version tht he calls his boss wife
but still hilarious, good one =D
i have heard it in magazines like about 3 or 4 times. but it's still funny.
Great !!! Gorgeous....
Serves him right ...
Aaron.
It made me laugh(just not out loud).
its ok not that funny
LOLL haaaaa!!!!!!!!!
That is DEFINATELY funny ! ?
lmao...star.
Very funny ..thanks for the laugh
What is the difference between a lawyer and hooker?
The hooker stops screwing you after you die!
good one!
I liked it. Thumbs up!
That's funny!!!!
***simple***, this it was his father!
Hahaha very funny! :)
How Rude!