What's a funny joke?!
Question: I want a funny joke thats not perverted but its funny
ex.:
someone get jabbed in the but with someone elses toe and poop is on his toe he pulls his toe out
dont think i just want poop jokes cuz of this example, but any joke is cool as long as its funny and its not perverted
thx
Answers: I want a funny joke thats not perverted but its funny
ex.:
someone get jabbed in the but with someone elses toe and poop is on his toe he pulls his toe out
dont think i just want poop jokes cuz of this example, but any joke is cool as long as its funny and its not perverted
thx
This?
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked its length, looking for an empty seat. The only one unoccupied was adjacent
to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I
sit in that seat?"
The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people.
Can't you see Little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another" trip down to the end of the train, found
himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"
The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat
down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know,you Americans do have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown
the wrong BlTCH out the window."
Or this?
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer
before it starts."
His wife looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's
gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You b*stard! You waltz in here, flop your fat *ss down, don't even say hello to me and then
expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh SHlT, it's started."
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, and hands the end keeper three nails and asks, can you put me up for the night?!
why do cavemen only eat sloths?
Cus FAST FOOD is bad for you!