Rabbits and Lisps. funny, FUNNY! ;-)?!
Question: A little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes, skips into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp....
'Excuthe me mithter! Do you have any widdle wabbits?'
The shopkeepers heart melts and he points to a glass cage.
'Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fuwwy bwack wabbit?',he says.
The little girl rocks back and forth on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice......
'I don't fink my python weally gives a phuck!'
Answers: A little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes, skips into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp....
'Excuthe me mithter! Do you have any widdle wabbits?'
The shopkeepers heart melts and he points to a glass cage.
'Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fuwwy bwack wabbit?',he says.
The little girl rocks back and forth on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice......
'I don't fink my python weally gives a phuck!'
Thats hilarious
OMG LOL
heard it before but it still makes me piss myself laughing
it aint funni
oh that is so bad!!! Funny, but bad!!! (he-he)
Good one! lol
lolz!!
LMAO!!! That was a good one.
Ha ha ha, omg, that was a good one!
I really pictured little miss Shirley Temple while reading that!(to begin with anyway ;-P)
HAHA funny! go little girl! i fink i want a python too!
Luv it
"Sweet Girl" MY ***
lol.........funny