Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up a hammer and saw...?!
Question: for Best Answer give me your favorite joke or riddle
Answers: for Best Answer give me your favorite joke or riddle
Not so good at jokes but here's my fave riddle:
The maker doesn't want it.
The buyer doesn't use it.
The user never sees it.
What is it?
A coffin
What has wings and sucks blood?
Always Ultra!
No..But I knew a carpenters mate who holds his nuts and screws.
Whats green and has wheels?
Grass (but I lied about the wheels part)
no cos i ad loud music on i heard nuffin haha
No I haven't but what did the lesbian dog say to the cat sitting next a baby chicken? "That's one hot chick with a nice puss-y!" lol i try, i try....