Just say stuff! 10 points to the perosn for the (best) awnser..the awnser has to!
Question: ok you're all crazy we'll never win. unless someone giives us a source of someone dancing in their underwear
Answers: ok you're all crazy we'll never win. unless someone giives us a source of someone dancing in their underwear
Don't talk to me like dat Dijonay (proud family)
just say stuff! 10 points to the perosn for the (best) awnser..the awnser has to make me laugh though..?
/emote dances all around and says "yay, 2 points very easily gotten points!"
woohoo, onto a the next level - just which i meant onto the next level with a guy... so badly want to have my maidenhood taken away (not by force, of course)
Stuff!
dictionary!
what can you catch but can not throw???
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a cold=D
Before < Marriage > After?
Before marriage....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.
- I teach preschool, 2 year olds. When I was Pregnant with my 3rd child, I saw no reason to tell my class because they were so young. As the year was coming to an end, I grew quite large. One of my little darlings came up to me and said," Miss Ilene, your belly is getting very fat!" I asked this little boy if he'd like to know why, and he said yes. I told him I had a baby in my tummy. He walked away, saying nothing. The next day, this happy, never cry child pitched a fit when his mother tried to leave. She pulled him aside and they talked for a few minutes, and the little boy calmed down, and the mom was grinning from ear to ear. I asked what happened and she said, "Adam thought you might eat him, you've already eaten a baby."
- One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead. The student said it was dead. The teacher asked how he knew. The boy said, "I pissed in it's ear." The teacher said, "You what?" He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."
- The children had all been photographed, and
the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and
say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a
doctor.'" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's
the teacher; ...she's dead."
There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says, "whoa! Its getting hot in here!" The other muffin says, "HOLY CRAP!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Did u no dat To be or not to be is, n fact, not a question?
what is a Mexican's favorite sport
cross country
(singing) Hot pocket!
puffed, stuffed, and cuffed.
bail, fail, and jail.
bury,,, jury,,, penitentiary for a century.
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I'm just suppose to say 'stuff'.. well that is easy enough. I say stuff all day, all day I talk.. I scream, but does anyone listen to my stuff? NO! Every one are interested in their stuff, not my stuff. What's the deal? I'm going to go get my wig out of the laundry hamper.. spray it with Fabreze.. pour my teeth outta the cup, then polish my glass eye. Then after I am all dolled up I'll go down to the town square and wave people over to me and when they get real close I will ask them to smell my arm pit. AFTER telling them I am trying out new deodorant and can't decide what scent is best..
Do I need a Permit for that ? hmm. The stuff I get myself into when no one is home.. OH that reminds me. I gotta go stuff my bra. night..
This was fun.. a good stress reliever! Later.
I heard that joke a little differently....
What can you catch but not throw?
HERPES!!
True Story, When I was stationed at Eielson Air Force Base, AK I flew down to Anchorage to pick up my truck. On the way back, at a point half way between those two cities, I found a roadside inn. The owner's name was Richard and he was a thin man. The name of the place was "Skinny Dick's Half Way Inn".
bologna
haha wasnt that just soooo funny!
...i know im dumb.
Cheesey Joke (ijustmadeup)
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a nerd? ****-a-doodle-dork.
Oh, did I tell about the time I was tourin with the Stones down in Amsterdan? Aw dude. Me and the guys were hanging out and Keth Richards went to get some videos (uhhuh. Oh yeah). So yeah.
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Whipped. Cheese.
why call it a building if it's already built?
if a cow laughed really hard would milk come out of it's nose?
if there is no god who pop up the next Kleenex in the box
if u throw a cat out the car window is it called kitty litter?
if nothing ever sticks to Teflon how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
before the light bulb was invented what appeared over ppl's head when they had an idea?
if u wear an antenna to a wedding would the reception be better?
if a vegetable goes into a coma is it called a person?
why do people pay to go up tall building and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
why are they called hamburgers if they are made out of beef?
if they're 12 hot dogs in a pack, why do u have 10 buns?
why are they called apartments if they are stuck together?
i have alot more but if u want u can check out these sites that's where i got them...hope they r funny to u as they were to me...
First off:STUFF!(you wanted me to say stufff! so there!)
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
badger badger badger mushroom mushroom SNAKE!
its peanut buuta jelly time!
Famous quote from Chris Griffin,family guy-"Hey Meg,guess what i'm thinking of,and its not kitty........its kitty!!
there are 3 bro's. Crap, Manners, and Shut up. Crap falls off a post office and Manners goes to pick him up. Shut up goes to the post office and the guy asks him his name, he says, shut up. the guy asks again, he says, shut up. then the guy says, where are your manners. Shut up says, their outside picking up Crap
Kirmit says to piggy what you gonna do, bring home the bacon?!
i hv read fatema's story ...
made me laugh ....
you should too ... right ....
Stuff ...
Your flying across the desert in your canoe and your tire busts, so how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?
None the chicken bone isn't in the apple sauce silly.
hmmm.........This is Tricky.......But I got It!
Stuff!
Did That Answer Your Question?
If not, then Here:
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...... "
what's up my home skillet biscuit
I LIKE PUDDING AND CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that probably didn't make you laugh but I get 2 points
I am so random
What did the person say that sallowed his mouse: Hell no I can't go.
my cat smells like cat food
loser!! you don't even know how to spell what you're typing.
;P
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!- that was funny.
HAR-DE-HAR-HAR! -even funnier
KNEE SLAPPING FUNNY!- hahahaha!
LOL-laugh out loud.
HA!- what i always say.
wow looking back at what i typed, I really am a weirdo/nerd! :)
:-B rule!
DO U NO WHAT DORK MEANS
HAHA!!!A WHALES PENIS