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Question: Outside a dress shop, Hong Kong:
Ladies have fits upstairs.
An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
In a Tokyo shop:
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are the best in the long run.
Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan:
Cooles and heates: if you want just condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself.
Car rental brochure, Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan:
Stop. Drive sideways.
Dry cleaner's, Bangkok:
Drop your trousers here for the best results.
Hotel catering to skiers, Austria:
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
Hotel, Vienna:
Case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
Answers: Outside a dress shop, Hong Kong:
Ladies have fits upstairs.
An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
In a Tokyo shop:
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are the best in the long run.
Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan:
Cooles and heates: if you want just condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself.
Car rental brochure, Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan:
Stop. Drive sideways.
Dry cleaner's, Bangkok:
Drop your trousers here for the best results.
Hotel catering to skiers, Austria:
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
Hotel, Vienna:
Case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ***?
In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here
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