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Question: I went grocery shopping with hubby. Thinking he is still right behind me with our grocery cart, here I am busy reading lables on products and such, not looking up just loading groceries into the cart. I finally look up and was shocked to see this stranger looking at me and just smiling at me! My husband steps forward from behind this man laughing and say's to him, sorry but I can't take her any where! If you think that's the punch line, well the guy whose cart I put the groceries in then says to us, well everything she was putting in there looked so good! LOL
Answers: I went grocery shopping with hubby. Thinking he is still right behind me with our grocery cart, here I am busy reading lables on products and such, not looking up just loading groceries into the cart. I finally look up and was shocked to see this stranger looking at me and just smiling at me! My husband steps forward from behind this man laughing and say's to him, sorry but I can't take her any where! If you think that's the punch line, well the guy whose cart I put the groceries in then says to us, well everything she was putting in there looked so good! LOL
My kids were doing cart wheels in our hallway,it was summer so the doors were wide open.They looked like they were having so much fun.I remembered doing these a young girl.I wasn't that old yet (31)so I said to them mummy can do some too.I started to do one and I got my foot caught on the coat hanger on the wall,I'm yelling at the kids to help me down,my shirt was trying to ride up,I'm still yelling.I look at the kids they were rolling on the floor with laughter tears streaming from their eyes.Outside the door standing at my gate was the guy next door and the mailman,killing themselves laughing.Never never again will I try something like that.
i cant top dat daddy!!
That suxs but thnks for the laugh i needed it.
i went to walmart.....naked
Im in the army and we were in formation and this girl walked by and I made a rude comment.The guy behind me said hey man thats my wife
I was drunk at my boss's wedding and was hitting on one of the bridesmaids. I dont remember saying this, but apparently I yelled "I'm gonna be jerking off to you later!" They might have made it up though, but apparently everyone heard it. Ah well...
when i was like 6 we were in public.....i thought this lady was my mom.... so i grabbed her hand.....and i walked with her for at least five minutes...and she didnt say ANYTHING....please pick me
lol...thats a pretty good one!!!
one day i had to come into work after a serious bout with the stomach flu...i customer walkin to the store..and as i walked up to greet them, i felt just a lil gas building up...i kinda gave a slight push to relieve it...and well, a humongous earth shattering fart came out...both customers were shocked, and eyeballed me as if i had insulted their mothers...
as much as i tried to act like nothing happened...they left the store without going anywhere near the area i was in when i tooted...
One day i wore these new 3inch heels and they were hurting my feet so i started to walk funny...and i was on my way to class (don't ask why i wear heels to class. i just do) and saw a group of studens standing outside the door so the whole tile i was concentrating on walking straight so that i didn't look like my feet were hurting and i thought to myself boy it would be funny if i fell right now and as i was walking up the stairs my pant leg got caught on my shoe and i fell up the step...they all rushed to me to help with my books and stuff...i was so embarrassed..not to mention it was a small college so i saw them a many times afterwards and some would just smile and say hi...not to mention that one year my school had a hypnotist come and i always wanted to go on stage to see if it was real so when i was chosen i went but i could knot be hypnotized and those who he saw weren't he made them get off stage and i didn't want to so i stayed on and pretended like i was and he was asking some really stupid questions and having us do some stupid stuff and i was so embarrassed doing it but i kept going along..well at the end he asked what famous guy that i would like to meet i said LL Cool J (sexy lips) anyway he handed me a balloon and said that we were on a date...so i had to pretend that we were and at the end he said i would snap out the hypnosis when i left the building...so while there people were asking for LL's signature so i had to sign his name and they were taking pictures of us and because so much was going on I forgot the whole leave the building break out the hypnosis part so when we left i kept up with the charades and walked all the way to mky dorm with people following me to see what would happen it wasn't until i heard someone say that "isn't she suppose to snap out of it by now" that i realized it...embarrassed not to mention he made us doa slow race to our seats so i had to slow run for like 5 minutes and jump up and down at the end never again
in the grocery store with my 7 year old son who wasnt pleased with the veggies or fruits in my cart-i stepped to the sideto get some tomatos meanwhile he pushed my cart out of the way -grabbed someone elses it had lots of treats-i went to put the tomatos in the cart and looked puzzled at it-a women came from behind and said i think thats my cart there were about twelve items{junk food}in it-i pulled my cart back that was nearly full with food and she says i wouldnt want to have to pay for your cart-my son says but your cart looks yummier
thats really funny.
When i was about fourteen, i was at the beach for the fourth of july and all of my family and friends are there, and so are a bunch of other people. Well I was a really big Daddies girl when i was younger and my dad and my uncle were going to go up to the store to buy something and i wanted to go along, so i take off running through the sand and all of a sudden i trip, and i feel like i am sailing through the air or something then i fall straight on the ground flat on my face, then, when i look up i see a bunch of very hot "older" (17) men, just staring at me, Then one points at me and starts laughing, i get up quickly and take of running till i get to my dad, then he gives me a really wierd look, i asked him what that wierd look was for, and he reaches over and points at my head, i reach up and there is a sucker stuck to my forehead, covered in sand, and i didnt even notice.....
once I was at target and I got lost because it was really busy there and I saw a man that looked like my dad so I walked up to him and spanked him for losing me but when he turned around it was a different man and started running at me and I ran away and shouted " daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
so... apparently there's a desk in my calculus class that has become the designated desk of doodles. when someone erased everything that was on there, the guys that were responsible for the master piece got all glum. then my friend said, "don't worry. we'll repopulate it soon." she didn't get what she said until about 2 minutes later lol
That certainly is funny!
In the fifth grade, I was in art class with some of my friends. I was sitting on top of a desk and so were two of my other friends. My crush of 2 years was in there too. Anyway, I really had some bad gas, and I was really holdin' it in. All of a sudden, my friend reaches over and tickles me and I just start cracking up...and letting out this HUGE FART!
This one day my son and I were walking through Walmart when this lady walks in wearing a bright red wig...not even close to Halloween.....My son just stop in his tracks and said ILLLLLLL look at that girl w/ RED HAIR!!!!! so loud she heard him..so i told him to be quiet and stop pointing b/c it wasn't nice.....I was so embarrassed b/c the whole time she just stared at me like she wanted to kill me!!! But when i walked out all I could do was laugh..b/c she looked stupid!
I have 2:
1. My old principle's last name in Luck. So one day My friends and I were talking at recess, and I accidentally said, really loudly," I've gotta giving my stupid retest to Mrs. F*** today." Luckily, no teacher heard me.
2. My friend, and my sis and her friend were playing truth or dare, and I got dared to "make out" with this wooden post. So, trying to look brave and ultra sexy, I started licking and grinding with this post. A little while later we were running around, when I felt this weird prickly pain in my panties. I went to the washroom to see, and I had gotten wooden slivers, all the way through my thin pants and panties. I had to pluck them all out. Unfortunately, Some didn't come out, and I was running again. I felt some more slivers but thought I could ignore them, so I kept going. My friend asked what was wrong. Turns out I had started running weird, with my knees together and my pelvic area all clenched. We had to finish our mile-or-two walk to the store. I was like that the whole time, cuz the store had no bathroom. OUCH!
This indian(sikh) gal had a big red color purse & i approached her and said 'Hey, what's with the big purse?...You carrying a gun in there?'
Well, i laugh about it now and you might be laughing 2.. but wait till you hear this.
She took it offensive and called the security and i had 2 run(yes, not fast walking but running) away like hell from the mall.
b/w, Has anyone really laughed their *** off?, coz i'd really like 2 see that(J.Lo would be my preference)
P.S: I ain't nobody's clown and i ain't entertaining noone. Besides, Do i look like your hubby?