Some joke.?!
Question: Give me a joke that had you in stitches, doesnt matter if its naughty, silly, once it made you laugh.
Answers: Give me a joke that had you in stitches, doesnt matter if its naughty, silly, once it made you laugh.
Ok is it ok if it's a blond Joke?...
Well here is how it goes:
A guy is on a plane and he sees a blond and he realizes that he could probaly make some quick cash off of her so he goes over to ask her a question,
<Man> Hey do you want to play a game?
<Blond> No I'm trying to sleep.
<Man> Well then can I at least tell you how to play?
<Blond> Sure.
<Man> Ok, so you ask me a question and if I don't know the answer I give you 5 grand if I ask you a question and you don't know the answer you give me 5 bucks.
So the blond thinks over it for a while then says.
<Blond> Sure I'll play.
<Man> Okay I'll start off, what is the last month of the year?
The blond shrugs and gives him 5 bucks.
<Blond> Okay my turn, what goes up with four legs than down with three legs?
The guy looks up that question on the internet, he calls some really smart people and then he gives up and hands the blond a check for 5 grand. When the plain lands the guy goes back over to the blond and asks:
<Man> Hey what does go up with four legs than down with three legs?
The blond then turns to the guy and hands him 5 bucks.
dont have one sorry...
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
Excuse me, you're in my son.
Well with Christmas around the corner lets have a little Santa fun...
Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.
She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you'd like to come into my bedroom."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says "I've got something special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says "Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift."
Santa responds "Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can't get up the chimney with my c*** this way!"
Why did Mickey divorce Minnie?
She was FU#%ING Goofey!
Why did Micheal cross the road to get to the kids in the orphanige.