Three men ok now is this funny or not?!
Question: Three men died and went to heaven. When they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter stopped them and said, "Due to over population, I can only let one of you in. Whoever can tell me the best story of his death can enter Heaven."
The first guy began his story: "I lived on the 25th floor of a high rise apartment building. Every day when I went to work, my nosy neighbor called me and said that there was a stranger in my house and that he could hear wild, passionate loving making noises. I finally got fed up with it and decide to go home at lunch time and check things out. When I got home my wife was sitting on the couch naked. I got extremely upset. I went through the house searching everywhere. Under the table, in the closet, even under the bed. I couldn't find anyone. Then I looked outside on the balcony and saw two hands hanging onto the ledge. I ran outside looked down at him and noticed that he wasn't wearing any pants. I took off my shoe and started beating his hands. He fell 25 stories and landed on the canvas in front of the building. He wasn't dead. So I rolled the refrigerator out and pushed it on top of him. When I did, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second man's story: "I am a window washer at a high rise apartment building. I was washing windows on the 27th floor when my scaffold broke. My pants got caught on the scaffold and ripped off. I managed to stay alive by grabbing a ledge of a balcony. I was okay until this guy started beating my hands with his shoes. I fell and landed on the canvas in front of the building. I was still alive. Then the next thing I know, a refrigerator landed on me and I died."
The third story: "Well, I was in this refrigerator minding my own business....
Answers: Three men died and went to heaven. When they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter stopped them and said, "Due to over population, I can only let one of you in. Whoever can tell me the best story of his death can enter Heaven."
The first guy began his story: "I lived on the 25th floor of a high rise apartment building. Every day when I went to work, my nosy neighbor called me and said that there was a stranger in my house and that he could hear wild, passionate loving making noises. I finally got fed up with it and decide to go home at lunch time and check things out. When I got home my wife was sitting on the couch naked. I got extremely upset. I went through the house searching everywhere. Under the table, in the closet, even under the bed. I couldn't find anyone. Then I looked outside on the balcony and saw two hands hanging onto the ledge. I ran outside looked down at him and noticed that he wasn't wearing any pants. I took off my shoe and started beating his hands. He fell 25 stories and landed on the canvas in front of the building. He wasn't dead. So I rolled the refrigerator out and pushed it on top of him. When I did, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second man's story: "I am a window washer at a high rise apartment building. I was washing windows on the 27th floor when my scaffold broke. My pants got caught on the scaffold and ripped off. I managed to stay alive by grabbing a ledge of a balcony. I was okay until this guy started beating my hands with his shoes. I fell and landed on the canvas in front of the building. I was still alive. Then the next thing I know, a refrigerator landed on me and I died."
The third story: "Well, I was in this refrigerator minding my own business....
hahahahahahahaha...very good ..keep it up..very good!!!
lol
thats more like it!!!
Lol! V.funny. ?
lolz thats a gud one
not bad
wow thats hilarious i gotta show my boyfriend hes gonna love it too..
thats funny.
i wasn't expecting that ending ..... LOVE IT !
& YES very funny in deed !!!!!!
Brilliant, have a star
HAHAHAH that was hilarious. I have heard a simliar one too that.
Yawn..................
NEXT
Funny.
WOW!! that was funny!!
keep telling them!!
must have been a big fridge, or was he a midget lol. Good ending !
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
lol!! thts CLASSY! hehehhe... so hu got in2 heaven , eh?
I have heard that one B4, it is still very good!
Thanks for reminding me and dont forget to keep laughing!
Is Blasphemy, Allah does not allow such, all who live life well are admitted by Allah, the Infidel has eternal agony of death, the true believer has true joy and pleasure beyond anything which earthbound dwellers can imagine. The story of St Pter is Kintergarten tale. You should show respect to Allah, In my home city people have throat slit for less.
that really put a smile on my face.
heard it..........
lmao
hilarious
well..i read a similar one on yahoo answers just a few days ago..
very funny....Love it......LMAO.....(((((and also can people please stop saying they have heard similar jokes before... it doesnt make you a better because you have... stop tellin gus... no one cares... ))))))
Heard it before but still so FUNNY
good one ha ha ha
lolololol
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
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lmao funny.*
Great joke thanks for sharing.
wonderful great superfunny
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Very funny!!!