Baptist cowboy now i wonder if this one gets a violation like all of yesterdays !
Question: A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and
orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a
sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the
bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, 'You know, a mug goes
flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a
time.'
The cowboy replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas
, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we
drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one
for myself.'
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy become s a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same
way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in
and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,
'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
condolences on your loss.' The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment,
then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
'Oh, no, everybody's just fine,' he explains, 'It's just that my wife
and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.' 'Hasn't
affected my brothers though.'
Answers: A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and
orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a
sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the
bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, 'You know, a mug goes
flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a
time.'
The cowboy replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas
, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we
drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one
for myself.'
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy become s a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same
way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in
and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,
'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
condolences on your loss.' The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment,
then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
'Oh, no, everybody's just fine,' he explains, 'It's just that my wife
and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.' 'Hasn't
affected my brothers though.'
that was brilliant hun, pmsl
star time
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haha! star for you!
HEE HAW! lol! nice one! nice joke! keep it all coming ;-)!
funny !
How honest ... like a good Chr****an !
LOL, I love that joke!
I heard the same joke but it was 3 Irish brothers..
I've heard that before but it still makes me laugh. Good show. Chrisisby! We'd like more of the same. More strength to your pen and your imagination. And a star, of course.
That made me lol your a very funny man and i wish people woud stop reporting your jokes, Keep them coming
good one!
very good a doubt that will get reported. i don't think it's broken any rules
star for u
Funny.Like it.
hahahaha!!
i hope you dont get any more V's!! i got one for one of my blonde jokes. lol
great joke have a star, and don't let the trolls get u down!!
hahaha very funny.
That's funny I want forget this one.
ha ha ha v good,,,,
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
well.lol