I suppose simply to tell a joke I have to put it in the form of a question, like!


Question: Would you rate this joke?

A piece of string slithers into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve strings in here."
The string crawls back out and when he hits the street the gets run over by a car. Now it's all twisted p, all knotted up, and both ends have come unraveled. So it crawls back into the bar and says "Look, I really could use that drink right about now." The bartender asks, "Aren't you that string I threw out of here just a minute ago?" The string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."


Answers: Would you rate this joke?

A piece of string slithers into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve strings in here."
The string crawls back out and when he hits the street the gets run over by a car. Now it's all twisted p, all knotted up, and both ends have come unraveled. So it crawls back into the bar and says "Look, I really could use that drink right about now." The bartender asks, "Aren't you that string I threw out of here just a minute ago?" The string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

LMFAO.
that was awesome!!

That struck a chord with me. A round for everyone!

I think I like the Jesus walks into a bar joke from the Crow better, but that was okay.

LMAO

hahahahahahahaha

How cute! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz

More boredom:

A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

I'll give you a star for that one.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch"

OK, I'm ready for the joke now....

Two cannibals have just finished eating a clown, one turns to the other and says,"Did that taste funny to you?"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

very funny Loose, very funny indeed.



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