These are dumb warning labels companies put.?!
Question: Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children
Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.
Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor and outdoor use only
Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire
Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating
Infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Answers: Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children
Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.
Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor and outdoor use only
Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire
Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating
Infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
good one and few more to add.
In Honour of Stupid People . . . .
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Sainsbury's peanuts --
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking
this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On a bag of Fritos --
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap --
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners --
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron --
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid --
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Chris tmas lights --
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor --
"Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume --
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
Most of them are there because of lawsuits which just goes to show how stupid juries can be sometimes.
chainsaw - do not use in bed.
Right~~~
For the idiots who like to spend time in courtrooms.
But those are great!
New and Improved..........
How can it be improved if it's new????????
ONLY IN AMERICA YAAAY
Nice one - they are a hoot! lol
thats old~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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