Don't trust this man. FUNNY or NOT?!
Question: A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked.
On the day of the trial, he decided to give it one more shot. As the trial was about to begin, he asked if he could approach the bench.
"Your Honor," he said, "I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against the defendant. I took one look at the man in the blue suit with those beady eyes and that dishonest face and I said 'He's a crook! He's guilty!' So, your Honor, I cannot possibly stay on this jury!"
With a tired annoyance the judge replied, "Get back in the jury box, you fool. That man is the defendant's lawyer."
Answers: A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked.
On the day of the trial, he decided to give it one more shot. As the trial was about to begin, he asked if he could approach the bench.
"Your Honor," he said, "I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against the defendant. I took one look at the man in the blue suit with those beady eyes and that dishonest face and I said 'He's a crook! He's guilty!' So, your Honor, I cannot possibly stay on this jury!"
With a tired annoyance the judge replied, "Get back in the jury box, you fool. That man is the defendant's lawyer."
LOL
I like it :)
yeah its kinda funny
It's ok. I mean it isn't overly funny but it's alright.
Funny!!
yup.. it's funny
Funny in a 'that's really an old joke sort of way.'
It's funny and unfortunately it's true
i tried that once.... got contempt of court. went to jail for 2 weekends.
kind of funny
I have plenty of bad experiences with defense attorneys and I think this is hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. I'm definitely gonna re-tell this one Monday morning in court.
that makes A LOT of sense!! really funny!!! ill tell all my friends and they'll laugh and- O.K. to be honest, THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! HA HA!!! OMG SOO GOOD I CANT EEVN TPYE!!!
my girl this one is still laughing ..good stuff !!!
It's not bad.
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ehh i heard that joke too much sorry:(
lmao...star.
oh ya that was so not funny
Ha ha! Lovely. I loved it!
Thanks
hahahahahahaha
the man was right lawers r the real crook,
hahahahahaha
they r the only who benifits of the law system loooool
i have 2 send it to a friend of mine ;)))