Have you ever had bad news or very bad news?!


Question: This will ease your pain

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.


Answers: This will ease your pain

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

I like that!! Tis vvv funny! Thanks x

Doctor: I just called today to say goodbye.

hehehhehehe

the doctor said to the patient, i have some good news and some bad news.The patient said ok doc give me the bad news first,so the doc said we had no choice but we had to remove both legs,when the patient finely composed himself he said ok doc whats the good news,the doc said well the patient next door wants to know if you want to sell your slippers.

That was funny. Here is another one:

Doctor: Miss your baby was born with no arms and legs, in fact no body or head either. Just one great big eye.

Patient: What is the bad news?

Doctor: It's blind.

cool.. nice 1..
a star for u



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