Facts of Life?!
Question: A man walking his son in the park one day came upon two dogs humping. The son turns to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are those dogs doing?"
The dad says, "Son, I'm about to teach you a very important thing about life. What those dogs are doing is…" The father can't do it. He thinks of all the questions his son will have. He tries again, "Son, those two dogs are…" He stops again and decides to wait until the boy is older. "Son, you see that dog on top? Well his two front paws are hurt and that dog on the bottom is helping him home."
The son turns to his father and says, "You're right dad, that is a very important thing in life to learn."
The dad asks, "Do you know why that is, son?"
The son replies, "Because every time you try to help someone out, you always get screwed."
Answers: A man walking his son in the park one day came upon two dogs humping. The son turns to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are those dogs doing?"
The dad says, "Son, I'm about to teach you a very important thing about life. What those dogs are doing is…" The father can't do it. He thinks of all the questions his son will have. He tries again, "Son, those two dogs are…" He stops again and decides to wait until the boy is older. "Son, you see that dog on top? Well his two front paws are hurt and that dog on the bottom is helping him home."
The son turns to his father and says, "You're right dad, that is a very important thing in life to learn."
The dad asks, "Do you know why that is, son?"
The son replies, "Because every time you try to help someone out, you always get screwed."
oh, c'mon, don't mind this people, it was really funny. STAR FOR YOU!
And your question is..........?
Um, if that was supposed to make me laugh---it didn't. Sorry!
hahahaha...... NO..
not funny..
Cute but I didn't laugh... Why would the kid ask if he already knew that the dogs were humping?
Haha, that's a real funny joke. = ]
ehhh.. not that funny...
that was pretty creative. where did u find that one?
HAAA niceee...
lol ok joke
so where are the facts of life?
i get it lol..........
Jeez it's a joke people! Do you have to analyze it?!