Miscommunication?!
Question: A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say's hello.
He's rather taken a back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my *** with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"
She said, looks at him strangely and replies"No, I'm your son's math teacher."
Answers: A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say's hello.
He's rather taken a back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my *** with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"
She said, looks at him strangely and replies"No, I'm your son's math teacher."
That is so wrong!!........LMAO
somewhat funny
Awesome!!!!
wow...ok...intresting you get a star *
lol..was funny...
Kids = Pupils. Very nice!
LOL
hahahahaha, what an idiot! STAR again for you!
hahaha lol thats a good one =)
two thumbs up
That was good.
Good One
This almost happened to me when I saw my doctor in the supermarket. I didn't recognize him without the white coat.
Hope
OMG, that is hilarious, though slightly disturbing.
Yo! Thats messed up!
You Rock, Dude!!!!!
Kool. that joke is super smexxiii
That was humiliating... Wonder what will happen the next time they meet at school...
YIKES!