A Welsh zoo bought a female gorilla.?!
Question: But after a while it got grumpy and cantankerous,the zoo vet said it needed to have sex.The zoo management notice this big Welsh lad who like most welsh lads had little sense but plenty of ability to please women.
When approached with a proposition."Would you shag the gorilla for £500" Giving it some thought he said"OK" but with three conditions.
"First" he said " I don't want to kiss her"
"Secondly,you must tell no one about this"
The management quickly agreed to this and asked what the third condition was.
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Well" said the Welsh lad"could you give me another week to come up with the £500"
Answers: But after a while it got grumpy and cantankerous,the zoo vet said it needed to have sex.The zoo management notice this big Welsh lad who like most welsh lads had little sense but plenty of ability to please women.
When approached with a proposition."Would you shag the gorilla for £500" Giving it some thought he said"OK" but with three conditions.
"First" he said " I don't want to kiss her"
"Secondly,you must tell no one about this"
The management quickly agreed to this and asked what the third condition was.
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Well" said the Welsh lad"could you give me another week to come up with the £500"
brilliant lmao 10/10 x
Wow... LMAO.
Hahahaha funny 10/10
Like it,Very funny,Have a star.
Madam, you are a racist thats why I like you. Would have been more appropriate with a sheep though.
Good one!!! lol
hahahaha ...
what a twist in the end ...
do welsh lads really have that plenty of ability to please women ?!? ... at their own expense ?!?
why it has to be welsh?
haha funny
To be honest, this joke is much funnier when the character is an Irishman.
hahahaha
Excellent one!!! :D
English men have a lot of sense and no ability to please women then?.....you're right about the second bit but not about the sense.
sounds like they both need to be saved and born again.jesus can do that if we accept him. god bless. love preacher man
ummm... not that funny... sorry!
lol.his lucky dai
hahahaha funny
ha ha ha v good,,,,
Ha ha ha.!!!
Sounds like a redneck to me, lol.!!!
Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!
Cheers that got me laughing lady.!!