Shopping For A Turkey?!
Question: It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.
In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said "Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
"No" he replied, "They're all dead".
Answers: It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.
In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said "Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
"No" he replied, "They're all dead".
hehehe, better check mine, see if it's dead, pmsl
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Funny lol
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Funny Joke. I give you a 10/10
so true
Made me laugh,Have a star,Thanks.
And i was going to say let it do its own shopping.
Short and sweet. Hilarious.
lmao...star.
hahaha. funny. are trying to waste all your points. just wondering because you told like 6 jokes.
Good one...would work well as a blond joke.
haha.
lol.. ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer... i love smart a-- people
Lol Honey pls buy your Turkey now before the Deadline.xxxx
Lmaorotf.lol
lol funny
well stuffed ,lol
ha ha ha