Tell me something humourous you heard about food ?!
Question: a comedy show called game on, made me chuckle when the ginger haired geezer claimed his crazy flat mate told him , ham n pineapple was a girls pizza
Answers: a comedy show called game on, made me chuckle when the ginger haired geezer claimed his crazy flat mate told him , ham n pineapple was a girls pizza
I love food; I wont eat anything else.
It's GRAPE to meet you. LETTUCE sit and talk. After much talk, I think we make a great PEAR!
CORNy I know. Lol. There is another one.
i watched two pints of lager once, and johnny said drinking his badly poured pint of Guinness felt like he was drinking a cloud. does that count?
why did the chicken cross the road
OMG.....your for real......wow.
ok....i heard you can fit a cucumber up your ar'se if you try hard enough.....
Pepperami " It's a bit of an animal"
Advances in DNA profiling have allowed Scientists to conduct tests that have shown for the first time, that traces of "an Animal" are indeed to be found in a packet of Pepperami.
However, the tests are inconclusive as to which type of animal and, perhaps more importantly, which bit of an animal.
Did you hear about the jelly roll? It made the apple turnover!
A little old lady orders a burger in a cafe.She then wathes as the cook grabs a hunk of chopped meat,stuffs it in his bare armpits,pumps his arm a few times,then tosses it on the grill.The old lady says,"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!"
The waitress replies,"Yeah?You should see him make doughnuts"!!!!!!!
Lol Honey I hope you enjoyed it but the moral of the story is never trust a chef!!!
Lol I am one but you can trust me.!!!!!!!!!!!!!xxxxxxx
the egg came first.lol