What my Mum taught me.........?!
Question: All the things my mother taught me:
My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!".
My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep laughing and I'll *give* you something to cry out."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."
Answers: All the things my mother taught me:
My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!".
My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep laughing and I'll *give* you something to cry out."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."
loool very funny. the underwear one was my favorite lol
That sounds about right, here, have a star.
That sure sounds like a mom ... mommy! lol
A wonderful Mum you have here, God bless her :D
hehe.. thts a nice one...
that's very cute. :]
haha
freakin awesome
lol, yeah sounds familiar!
well it is funny and i was giving u a star and now.................... i will give you............ thats really true
Excellent mama, God Bless Her.
U must be a mama like her to ~~~~~ NuNu ~~~~~
MY MOM TAUGHT ME TO BE ME!
haha made me laugh
Sounds like my Mom. Did you listen? Bless your Mom & you.