Well I thought it was pretty funny...How about you...???!
Question: Pls star if you think so. Thx.
A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small
house. He knocks on the door and is greeted by an old Chinese man with
a long grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man, "Can you put me up for the
night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but one condition. If you
so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst
Chinese tortures known to man."
"OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as
well, and entered the house. Over dinner the daughter came down the
stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was
obviously attracted to the young man as well, as she couldn't keep her
eyes off of him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he
ignored her and went up to bed alone. During the night he could bear it
no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. Near dawn, he
quietly crept back to his room so the old man wouldn't hear, exhausted
but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large
rock on his chest with a note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 1: Large
rock on chest." "Well, that's easy," he thought. "If that's the best the
old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the
boulder up, walked over to the window and threw it out.
As he threw the rock out, he noticed a note on the window that read:
"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced
down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring
that a few broken bones was better than castration he jumped out of the
window after the boulder.
As he plummeted toward the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that
read: "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bed post."
Answers: Pls star if you think so. Thx.
A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small
house. He knocks on the door and is greeted by an old Chinese man with
a long grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man, "Can you put me up for the
night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but one condition. If you
so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst
Chinese tortures known to man."
"OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as
well, and entered the house. Over dinner the daughter came down the
stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was
obviously attracted to the young man as well, as she couldn't keep her
eyes off of him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he
ignored her and went up to bed alone. During the night he could bear it
no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. Near dawn, he
quietly crept back to his room so the old man wouldn't hear, exhausted
but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large
rock on his chest with a note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 1: Large
rock on chest." "Well, that's easy," he thought. "If that's the best the
old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the
boulder up, walked over to the window and threw it out.
As he threw the rock out, he noticed a note on the window that read:
"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced
down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring
that a few broken bones was better than castration he jumped out of the
window after the boulder.
As he plummeted toward the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that
read: "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bed post."
Hilarious!
STAR!
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hahahaha
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that was funny
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
that was SO funny!!
poor guy hahaha
:)