Wood for trees joke, anyone?!
Question: The site foreman yelled at the security guard. "We've lost three items and you claim no-one has got by you?" The guard said, "The only bloke that's been through this gate three times had a wheelbarrow and it was empty because I checked." The foreman sighed. "That's what's been stolen, you idiot. Three wheelbarrows."
Answers: The site foreman yelled at the security guard. "We've lost three items and you claim no-one has got by you?" The guard said, "The only bloke that's been through this gate three times had a wheelbarrow and it was empty because I checked." The foreman sighed. "That's what's been stolen, you idiot. Three wheelbarrows."
Ho ho ho
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It's the way you tell them...
Try using the return button to space things out a bit, all in all a bad joke told badly.
it would be funnier if you worded it differently (maybe)