Jokes!!!! Please!!?!


Question: OK does anyone have any really hilarious, roll on the floor with laughter jokes. They can be any type, except yo momma jokes, they can be dirty, blonde anything. I am bored, please try to make them original I am tired of hearing the same old jokes over and over and over!!! If they are too dirty then just e-mail them tome. Also no racist jokes because that is just abotu the meanest thing Ihave ever heard of. Thanks in advance!!


Answers: OK does anyone have any really hilarious, roll on the floor with laughter jokes. They can be any type, except yo momma jokes, they can be dirty, blonde anything. I am bored, please try to make them original I am tired of hearing the same old jokes over and over and over!!! If they are too dirty then just e-mail them tome. Also no racist jokes because that is just abotu the meanest thing Ihave ever heard of. Thanks in advance!!

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if you tell me the time?

Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

Young Man: Possible

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.

Young Man: Smiles. ;)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.

Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.

b i t c h
suck it

You have a big @ss............Back Pack...

no te metas con my cucu
chettaaah!!!!

mary had little lamb but the doctor had a cow... lol i know it's stupid but i heard it today and thought it was relatively amusing...

The Perfect Dump

http://www.fart-sounds.net/perfect_dump....
(it's not actually sounds)

hehheheheh ur funny !!!!!!!! lol

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was Catholic.

Why did the girl drop her balloon?

Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

lol this joke is lame.............................. but i'll give it a shot (It's like a joke you would use in insulting):

Victim: Hey sup your gay!
You: I know i am happy...
Victim: You don't know what gay means do you?
You: Tell me......
Victim: You suck ****..... why should i tell you?
You: OH What! How come i saw you on the floor with someone on top of you next to some fat cheeks?
Victim: (walks away)

Arnold Schwarzenegger have a big????


a big last name u Nasty

What did the lion say when he ate the clown?

That tasted funny

What did the lawyer name her daughter?

Sue

What did the fireman name his two sons?

HoseA and HoseB



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