How did Captain Hook die?!
Question: How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!!
Answers: How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!!
HAHA i like it it took me a while to get it but i got it lol i like it
I thought he died of jock itch
good, but old!
Yep and hooked himself..
I once told a kid this story when he asked about my eyepatch and hook arm and peg leg.
I had my leg and arm blown off by a cannon from an enemy pirate ship.
That was okay, because they were soon replaced with my hook and peg leg.
A later, a seagull pooped in my eye.
The kid asked me if that really was so bad that it made my eye fall out.
I told him, "No, it was my first day with the hook."
the crock that ate his hand at him