How can you NOT let the bed bugs bite?!
Question: Wash the pillows every night.
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Answers: Wash the pillows every night.
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change yer sheeeeeeets
Don't sleep.
Sleep on the couch??
Make friends with them
spray your whole room with bug spray :) or just go to the grass and sleep :)
Put muzzles on them all, yahoo! lol
dont sleep on a bed...
Give them peanut butter on white bread sandwiches with nothing to drink....that should glue their traps shut....
Stay in a better hotel next time.
Let someone else sleep in your bed.
It's called good hygiene, my friend. Perhaps you should put that wife of yours to some use and have her scrub you down. It's preferable that you bathe at least once a day, but every other day is fine too if you absolutely hate it.