When women dont put out?!


Question: When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.


Answers: When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

Spot on man!!! I have printed this out and will possibly try to pass this off as my own. I hope you don,t mind..hahaahahh!!

nice one .lol

lol, that is very good

This is cute. My husband would be on your side!

hahaha too funny!!!

ive heard this before, it's great.

ROCK ON, DUDE!!!

lmao...star.

that was really good!!!! I'm a female and I thought that was funny...lol...thanks for the laugh! you get a star!! :)

I thought it was funny :D

nice one.
star

i love it , my bf loves it more though haha

ha ha ,,,,

Lol Honey does that not happen every yer with Xmas. I never get a Xmas gift unless it's from my friends,but here have a star,and I hope you have a wonderfull Xmas.xxx

lol wow

Really good..........a new joke for my hubby to use down the pub!!! lol

LOL. Makes sense!

i like your joke very much,hilarious, hahahahahahaaa

excellent lol.

That's correct buddy...most girls were sympathetic or magnetic in feelings...and we the boys were more on electric, more on actions, force...girls they love to buy luxurious things that's why we everytime felt an electric pulse inside and we tend to run....away from them...very fast



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