Funny football joke, worth a star or not ?!
Question: Police officer pulls over a driver who's weaving in and out of the three lanes on the motorway.
He approaches and say's "Sir I need you to blow into this breathalyser".
The man immediatly reaches into his pocket and produces a letter which read's,"This man suffers from asthma. Please dont make him perform any action that will leave him short of breath.
The officer say's "Ok! then I need you to come to the station to provide a blood sample"
But the man produces another letter and this one reads,"This man is a haemophiliac, please do not cause him to bleed".
So the cop says "Fair enough, in that case, I need a urine sample".
The man promptly produces a third letter, which reads "This man is a Manchester United supporter, please dont take the pi$$ out of him
Answers: Police officer pulls over a driver who's weaving in and out of the three lanes on the motorway.
He approaches and say's "Sir I need you to blow into this breathalyser".
The man immediatly reaches into his pocket and produces a letter which read's,"This man suffers from asthma. Please dont make him perform any action that will leave him short of breath.
The officer say's "Ok! then I need you to come to the station to provide a blood sample"
But the man produces another letter and this one reads,"This man is a haemophiliac, please do not cause him to bleed".
So the cop says "Fair enough, in that case, I need a urine sample".
The man promptly produces a third letter, which reads "This man is a Manchester United supporter, please dont take the pi$$ out of him
you must be a city fan .lmao.
It wasn't that funny but i'll star it anyway.
I must need sleep. I don't get it. Is this an English thing?
good one
tehe that's a good 1 deff worth a star:D
Nice one.
Dose he have a letter for not being made to walk a straight line as well??? LOL!!!
Ha Ha That's funny
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better than most others today :-(
hehe spot on chicky have a star :)
ha wish i i ad them letters make ya life so easy wouldnt it an wind ploice up
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Ha ha that is really funny.
hahahaha very funny.