Best Chuck Norris jokes?!


Question: Here are my favorites right now:

If you turn China upside down, there is a sticker that says "Made By Chuck Norris"

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised

Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.

Under Chuck Norris's cowboy hat, he just has another fist.

Chuck Norris applies kicks directly to Head-On's forehead.



Please give me your favorites & star if you like these.


Answers: Here are my favorites right now:

If you turn China upside down, there is a sticker that says "Made By Chuck Norris"

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised

Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.

Under Chuck Norris's cowboy hat, he just has another fist.

Chuck Norris applies kicks directly to Head-On's forehead.



Please give me your favorites & star if you like these.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's ******* beef.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

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guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people

when the Bogey man goes to bed at night he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris isn't there

Ummm... None of those were funny...

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he is pushing the down the earth.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives

There Is No Such Thing As A Lesbian, There Are Just Girls Who Haven’t Met Chuck Norris


Later added:

I conceed, "Roberta" so wins ...

"Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is."

... priceless

I dont know chuck norris does he know me???
nah seriously, who is he?!

why do I have to see a chuck norris joke everyday I think that it's stupid and lame as the person that posted this. Thanks for wasting my time commenting your gay riddle/joke. idiot

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on. Not because Chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.



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