Are my Blonde Jokes Good?!
Question: ok i have a LOT and some that have a couple other people
A blonde wants to suprise her husband by painting the house, she buys some paint and gets to work diligently, her husband comes home and notices she has on a ski jacket and fur coat, she replys to his odd expression and repeats the instructions on the can "Works best with 2 coats
A brunette is walking a a country and finds a magic lamp,she gets 3 wishes , but whatever she gets every blonde in the world gets 2, she wishes for a nice house, a gourgase man, and for the genie to beat her half to death
A blonde is riding a horse, she starts to slip on a horse, she starts to slip off the rear end, and grabs the tail for her life, she almost dies b4 the heriocic target manager explained how the ride was for children.
How do u drownd a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool
Why dont blondes ahev ice in their drinks? they forgot the recipe
A brunette a blonde and a redhead were going up the stairs to heaven...
Answers: ok i have a LOT and some that have a couple other people
A blonde wants to suprise her husband by painting the house, she buys some paint and gets to work diligently, her husband comes home and notices she has on a ski jacket and fur coat, she replys to his odd expression and repeats the instructions on the can "Works best with 2 coats
A brunette is walking a a country and finds a magic lamp,she gets 3 wishes , but whatever she gets every blonde in the world gets 2, she wishes for a nice house, a gourgase man, and for the genie to beat her half to death
A blonde is riding a horse, she starts to slip on a horse, she starts to slip off the rear end, and grabs the tail for her life, she almost dies b4 the heriocic target manager explained how the ride was for children.
How do u drownd a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool
Why dont blondes ahev ice in their drinks? they forgot the recipe
A brunette a blonde and a redhead were going up the stairs to heaven...
the first joke had me rolling over. the others were just ok but you had a really good start...
I still need answers if anyone else has something to say i just wanted to givve out a little laugh Report It
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