I've got it worse!!!!!!!!!?!
Question: A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.
The tomato says "I've got the worst life, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwhich".
The piece of gum says "No, mine's worse, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on".
The penis says "No, by far I've gor the worst life... I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups 'till I throw up!"
Answers: A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.
The tomato says "I've got the worst life, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwhich".
The piece of gum says "No, mine's worse, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on".
The penis says "No, by far I've gor the worst life... I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups 'till I throw up!"
VERY good. Best joke by far that I've seen on this program.
But what is even more impressive, is that the "judges" have not had it removed. Will star it, to see if it will actually remain posted.
Anyway, thanks for "enlightening" our day!
When can we expect the next one?
Wotan
Ha! ha! ha! very good....
i have a good laugh
LOL
I dont think it is funny.
well well.lol
Rofl....that made my Day...
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
no!
Very very funny...
That 'poor' p.e.n.i.s.
Please have a star....
Aaron.
I agree my joke was deleted and all i said was something about Santa so I hope the trolls don't come patrolling thru here and get you violated.
lol