Rude Santa Joke...?!
Question: One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde.
She asks "Santa, will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks
"Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
She takes off everything and asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay! I can't get up the chimney with my d*ck this way!"
Answers: One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde.
She asks "Santa, will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks
"Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
She takes off everything and asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay! I can't get up the chimney with my d*ck this way!"
patty patty patty you NAUGHTY girl
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lol
Why did Mrs. Claus divorce Santa?
He wouldn't stop laying dolls under the tree.
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Thank you, I've been looking for a really funny/ rude joke for my homemade crackers (to put in my boyfriends one)
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... hahaha i havnt laughed like that in a loong time!! STAR for you!! good job!
someone is not getting any christmas gifts this year. bad girl
Even Santa has his limits! LOL! A star for you.
LMAO!!!
ha
Gorgeous !!!
Very entertaining ! brilliant !
( But must You tell jokes about breath taking blonds
in hot pants and all that stuff... here in Berlin it is already
night time .. How shall I get through the door with that...
You know what ! )
LOL. Have a kiss from Aaron.
Um.......funny, and gross at the same time, but thanks for the laugh!
That's new for me....Patty , you keep me going girl, have a star !
well, what HAPPENED to his duck? Was its neck wrung?
Das a reeeel metaphor !!!!