Three men died on Christmas Eve and were?!
Question: Three men died on Christmas Eve and were
met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter
said, 'You must each possess something that
symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets
and pulled out a light er. He flicked it on. 'It
represents a candle', he said. 'You may
pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter
said.
The second man reached into his pocket and
pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and
said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You
may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man, Jack, started searching
desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do
those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
Answers: Three men died on Christmas Eve and were
met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter
said, 'You must each possess something that
symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets
and pulled out a light er. He flicked it on. 'It
represents a candle', he said. 'You may
pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter
said.
The second man reached into his pocket and
pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and
said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You
may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man, Jack, started searching
desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do
those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
:) I just got this in email too ..still made me smile
If Carol was in them he would have gotten in!
hohoho couldave been worse
could ave been holly in pocket
xmas pud or gravy
crappy motto
good one