Psychic bum?!
Question: A woman is in the checkout line at the local grocery store. As she places her orange juice, bacon, tomatoes, and banana's on the conveyer belt,she notices this old man behind her. He is quite smelly and obviously drunk. As she looks at him he stares at her and then at her purchases and says, "Your single." She is surprised that he has figured this out and turns and says, "yes, I am. Did you figure that out by the things I bought?" about to be impressed. "No", he replies, "because your uglier than sh**."
Answers: A woman is in the checkout line at the local grocery store. As she places her orange juice, bacon, tomatoes, and banana's on the conveyer belt,she notices this old man behind her. He is quite smelly and obviously drunk. As she looks at him he stares at her and then at her purchases and says, "Your single." She is surprised that he has figured this out and turns and says, "yes, I am. Did you figure that out by the things I bought?" about to be impressed. "No", he replies, "because your uglier than sh**."
aahhhhh..... that is so wrong. yet so funny.
heard it a million times and its still not funny...no offense just not my type of humor...i guess
im pretty sure ive been that guy before!!
lolz
LOL...they're right its messed up but funny :)