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Question: Finish this sentance.... Randomest wins
I went out side to check the mail and i had this weird sensation that told me i was being watched i turned around and.......
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Answers: Finish this sentance.... Randomest wins
I went out side to check the mail and i had this weird sensation that told me i was being watched i turned around and.......
Ok be masters of the random!
My Verizon network was standing there
The commercials? OK lame I know but whatever! :)
I went out side to check the mail and i had this weird sensation that told me i was being watched i turned around and there was the Donlad Duck! "Hehehe, Starz, we meat again," He quacked, "But this time, it is I who have the upper hand!"
Got hit with a roof shingle that fell off my roof, slipped on some ice on the concrete walkway, and now I am writing this from the ICU center on the hospital.
I was
pete wentz told me he wished i was a boy so he could kiss me!
there it was! An evil snowman with tea and crumpets!!!
a mob of barbie dolls started throwing me the finger while some rode around in the barbiemobile jamming to the soulja boy song...they were aparently high on crack and wanted to take my life because of the time i pulled one of their heads off when i was a kid........the end
a midget j umped out of the hedges. He was wearing a bright purple Tu-Tu and a 50 gallon cowboy hat. The midget then started to scream, "What-cha lookin' at" in a repetitive fashion. He then dove into a pile of leaves and made groaning sounds as he fell asleep...
bam!, I was hit by an ice cream cone.
the TV grabbed the clicker and put me on mute.
Edit: My mailbox is on the house just outside the living room, I forgot about mailboxes on the street or down stairs in an apartment building. stupid me, I'm not as universal as I thought.
saw my bill collector personally handing my mail so i could no longer say i din't recive my last payment notice
Chuck Norris.
and....... saw a monkey jump out of wendys holding 10 burgers screaming 'run b*tches run!' to his stead - a zebra. off into the distance he went untill he dramaticaly ran off the edge of the earth
I turned around and....
there was a man with a sword behind me, saying: "My name is Inigo Montoya. You Killed my father! Prepare to die."
To which I replied "Inconceivable!"
.......i turned around and stepped right on my pet frog Ernest! i started crying but then a magical fairy came down and told me that it was OK, that Ernest was a bully to all other frog. i was still sad so the wizard of oz came and told me that if i stopped being sad that he would tell me a secret. so, of course, i lied and told him i would, he told me that he didn't really have powers which made me even more sad 'cause was going to ask him to bring Ernest back to life. so then the Gingerbread man showed up and i felt better.....boy he tasted good!!
I went out side to check the mail and i had this weird sensation that told me i was being watched i turned around and i saw a mob of soccermoms fleeing away from the pillsbury doughboy who was swinging a huge link of sausage in various patterns around his head. He was saying as he walked menacingly yet swiftly towards their entourage " you wanna call me fat?? Is that such a smart freaking idea now??? How would u like ur soccer balls shoved down you throats?!" when all of a sudden.. he fell over, and began to go into labor. Out pops little biscuit babies licking pieces of bacon. one of the soccer moms says to the rest " he wasnt fat at all.. he was simply pregnant!!" so they decided to help him up and now.. the babies are names after all of the soccer moms. Linda, Peggy-Sue, Ursula, Marcia, Oprah, Lisa Lou, Tammie-Faye, and of course they named one Chuck Norris.
They all live happily in Cleveland. With Drew Carey. and own half of the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame.
yeah. thats right.
saw the school bus riding pass...dang it i missed the bus again!!!!!then i ran after the bus and when it stopped i realized that iwas still in my jammies.i ran home as fast as i could to embarresed to look back to see what the kids on the bus was doing............
I went out side to check the mail and I had this weird sensation that told me I was being watched. I turned around and there was my kitten rubbing against my leg.
...a meteor shot out from the sky and burst open!! Out came three little gray people. They said they came from the planet Aclay and I had been brainwashed to believe I was human, but I was really one of them. To convince me, they took me on their ship and zoomed across the galaxy, finall landing on their home planet. This place had trees that caught fire but never burned, kittens that went moo, and Santa Claus with a machine gun. They took me to their anual feast where I was the guest of honor and made me eat a slug-like thing. It actually tasted like lemon pie!! I smiled at them, but their eyes got all glowy and then they laughed an evil laugh and said that they brought me here to distract me from Earth, which was being melted with their ray guns. So I rushed back to the ship and pressed random buttons until I was back on Earth. I looked out the window and saw giant seals, at least 200 feet tall, barking and shooting lazers at people. I hopped in the nearest van and started randomly running over their slippers until they fell on me. When I opened my eyes, I was laying in my bed with all my stuffed animals staring at me with their fake little eyes. Man, I gotta do something with those things...