Any good blond or little Johnny jokes?!
Question: Bored at work. I need some laughs
Answers: Bored at work. I need some laughs
What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?
Ans: Last years winner of hide and go seek
Why did frosty the snowman pull down his pants?
Ans:He heard the snowblower coming
Why did the chicken walk down the middle of the road?
Ans:Because she wanted to lay it on the line
Hope these brightened your day!!!
No but I've got a cute Santa joke.....Why doesn't Santa have children? Because he has popcorn balls!! Sorry if this was too corny! I laughed! Hope you do too! Have a good day.
a blond went to future shop and asked to buy a computer the owner said the didnt sell to blondes she went home and died her hair red she came back and asked to buy the computer the owner said agian the didnt sell to blonds she went home and shaved off all her hair she came bak and the owner said agian that they didnt sell to blonds the girl asked how he still knew she was blonde and the owner told her she was talking about a microwave the whole time
LITTLE SON OF A *****
Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a ***** is seven. Three plus six, that son of a ***** is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework."
" And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a ***** is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four."
Unlocking your car
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!
The blond saw her doctor and he told her she had sugar in her urine...so she went home and peed on her Special K
LIttle Johnnys' teacher asked the class if anyone could use beautiful twice in a sentence. LIttle Johnny raised his hand to answer but the teacher was afraid of his answer.Finally when no one else would answer the question the teacher called upon Johnny.His answer was this. The other day my dad found out that my sister was pregnant and dad said beautiful freeking beautiful.