A man staggers into?!
Question: a man staggers into hospital with cocussion,multiple bruises,two black eyes and a 5 iorn golf club wrapped round his throat. the doc asked what happened to you? "well i was playing golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. i found a ball stuck in a cows fa**y and i yelled to my wife " hey this looks like yours" and i dont remember much after that
Answers: a man staggers into hospital with cocussion,multiple bruises,two black eyes and a 5 iorn golf club wrapped round his throat. the doc asked what happened to you? "well i was playing golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. i found a ball stuck in a cows fa**y and i yelled to my wife " hey this looks like yours" and i dont remember much after that
Ha! ha! can`t imagine what my wife would say if i came out with that....
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