Ok you did`nt like the last joke how about this one?!
Question: George W Bush was visiting famous Washington landmarks for inspiration. At the Washington monument he asked:`What can i do to be a strong President?`
George Washington`s spirit replied: Maintain a strong army and rule it wisely.'
At the Jefferson monument he asked:What can i do to be a strong ruler?'
Thomas Jefferson spirit said; Maintain the constitution and listen to the people.'
at the
Lincoln monument Bush asked: 'How can i best listen to the people? What do they really want ?
Abraham Lincolns spirit answered:Visit the theatre.'
Answers: George W Bush was visiting famous Washington landmarks for inspiration. At the Washington monument he asked:`What can i do to be a strong President?`
George Washington`s spirit replied: Maintain a strong army and rule it wisely.'
At the Jefferson monument he asked:What can i do to be a strong ruler?'
Thomas Jefferson spirit said; Maintain the constitution and listen to the people.'
at the
Lincoln monument Bush asked: 'How can i best listen to the people? What do they really want ?
Abraham Lincolns spirit answered:Visit the theatre.'
Funny and very timely. Star for you!
o_o ~silence~
i dont get it
please no, then we would be stuck with Dick Cheney!!!!!!! out of the frying pan into the fire lol
Oh I get it. Hah that was pretty funny.
sorry not funny
It's ok. I got a chuckle.
no
LMAO! I really like that one!
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i like that one it was cute keep going!!!!
aww that's sad.
lol
I rather not get stuck with Dick. But that was funny. I'm a big Lincoln fan so I got it right away, maybe rewrite it so that Dick Cheney says "Go on a hunting trip with me." xD
I don't get it -_-
ok... no starz sorry preety dull
OBVIOUSLY YOUR A DEMOCRAT!! he would die at the theatre. just which one is he going to. thats the real question.
i dont get it
Good idea, but look who's next in line.
haha thats funny.