How do you know santa is a man?!
Question: 1. he turns up late
2. drinks your booze
3. emptys his sack
4. only comes once
5 . and f***s off before you wake up.
Answers: 1. he turns up late
2. drinks your booze
3. emptys his sack
4. only comes once
5 . and f***s off before you wake up.
Lol Honey how true that is cause Santa cause's more crap than any one that I know off.xxxx,Here have a star and hopefully he want cause that much havoc this Xmas ok?xxxx
lol
Ha ha ha
women could do all of the above except the emptying the sack bit.
He leaves crumbs on the table after eating the mince pie left out for him, a woman would tidy up.
tee hee!
Typical man. Good one. Very funny.
Hahaha :D
true true lol
true .lol
I felt the earth move when I sat on his lap! Pssst! Don't tell my mummy!!!
Because if Santa really is a woman, she could make a lot more money being the bearded lady at a carnival.
lol
No4 is wrong at least at my house...I've been a very good girl!!
ha ha ha
Because he raped me... he's a bad man
you should be reported bro