Gifts for the teacher..haha funny joke...check it out please?!


Question: On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!"
"That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?"
"Just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!"
That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Just a lucky guess," said the teacher

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied.
The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied.
The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"
boy-PUPPY


Answers: On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!"
"That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?"
"Just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!"
That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Just a lucky guess," said the teacher

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied.
The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied.
The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"
boy-PUPPY

u hav a star!

Thats funny! My mom is a teacher and I wish she would drink puppy pee!

heard this joke many times. but ill give u thumbs up

Yah sure...hahaha a witty one indeed.....poor teacher..she was the pawn of gifts that day.why not share more jokes about school.they can be good warm-ups before a teacher starts discussing her lessons..hahahahah.............thnx you made my day!!!

Rofl!

haha that's cute

man, tt must have been some pee! :]

stars

Hahaha. First time I've heard that one. Cute joke.

its a very nice joke....

heeeeeee....funny joke

lol, brilliant, 10/10, star.

thumbs up way to go because you rocks lol cheers 10/10 and thanks for the laugh.

nice one .=D

Already heard of it...

That is just not right!

I've heard this one before and still, I'll give you a star for this one. It's funny. Hahaha!



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