Suck or die? JOKE?!
Question: Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. "He says you’re gonna die."
Answers: Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. "He says you’re gonna die."
A person's life comes before anything else! I would suck! OK go ahead and laugh guys! Ha Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha I will laugh along with you but I would never let a friend die if I could stop it!!!
Haaaha.
lol
stupid but funny lol
suck ....
not that funny but ok hehehe
Haa Haa.
lo1.........that's sooooooo funny ....lol
haha
hahaha! who would wanta suck his ***?
It was good it wasn't great but good I got a little chuckle out of it. Overall 3.5 out of 5. =)
Old, but still good none the less.
i dont get it. the friend wants him to die?
OOOOh LMAO yea i get it.
lol
lol
this is so old.... lets get something new or newly told... eh?
lol
I guess it would come down to exactly where "X "marks the spot on his rear. If it was a dead centre bulls-eye then I'm NOT sure what the hell I'd do. Probably look through the nap-sack for the Jack Daniels, have a few shots and continue thinking about it.....LOL
LOL DWL
lol That's exactly what I would say if I was that guy. ^_^
lmao
L O L 9/10 x
Actually, the drawing of poison form a snake bite is a no no according to modern day medicine. They now request you keep the victim calm and get them to ER ASAP where they can inject them with anti-venom.
Link to proper treatment for snake bites.
http://www.fda.gov/fdac/features/995_sna...
AHHH!
tht hillarious
hehe OK
4 out of 5
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Yeah, that'd be my reply.
lol... i love it
For crying out loud!!
what the hell was that???!!!
so he just gave up...thats more like a story...
but its stupidity made me laugh so yeah "chapeau"!!!