This is not really a joke.. but some true story's i heard..at work made me l!
Question: 1.... one of our supersiviors was telling us that he used to sleep around on his wife.. one night he got in at 4 in the morning and found her sitting up waiting for him.. when she asked him were he was..before he could tell her.. she told him never mind the only thing open at that times was a pair of legs..
2.. different co worker.. came home and found his wife jumping on the bed in delight.. he asked her if she was out of her mind.. she was having female promblems and just got back from the doctor.. she is 50 or 60.. she told him the doctor told her she had the breast of a 20 yr old.. he asked her what did the doctor say about her 60 year old.. butt.(.not really the word. but you know what i am saying.). any way she told him that they did not talk about him..these are true stories..
Answers: 1.... one of our supersiviors was telling us that he used to sleep around on his wife.. one night he got in at 4 in the morning and found her sitting up waiting for him.. when she asked him were he was..before he could tell her.. she told him never mind the only thing open at that times was a pair of legs..
2.. different co worker.. came home and found his wife jumping on the bed in delight.. he asked her if she was out of her mind.. she was having female promblems and just got back from the doctor.. she is 50 or 60.. she told him the doctor told her she had the breast of a 20 yr old.. he asked her what did the doctor say about her 60 year old.. butt.(.not really the word. but you know what i am saying.). any way she told him that they did not talk about him..these are true stories..
omg those are so funny, those women are quick with the comebacks
last 1 is unfortunate but funny. lol they r all funny. thx 4 the laugh
These are funny stories. Thanks so much for the laugh!
lmao...star.