Duck joke... dry humour... do you like it?!
Question: A duck goes into a bar and orders a steak pie and a pint of bitter. The barman stares at him in surprise, but gets the duck his lunch, which the duck eats, pays for and leaves. The next day, the duck comes in again and orders his pie and pint, again the barman is surprised, but politely serves the duck.
This continues, with the duck arriving each lunchtime and having a pint and some lunch, until one day the barman can hold his tongue no longer and says to the duck, "Thats amazing, not only can you talk, but you drink beer and use a knife and fork, its amazing!! Listen, I've got a mate who runs a circus, and he'd love to give you a job , what do you say?"
The duck shakes his head and replies, "Nah mate, I'm an electrician."
Answers: A duck goes into a bar and orders a steak pie and a pint of bitter. The barman stares at him in surprise, but gets the duck his lunch, which the duck eats, pays for and leaves. The next day, the duck comes in again and orders his pie and pint, again the barman is surprised, but politely serves the duck.
This continues, with the duck arriving each lunchtime and having a pint and some lunch, until one day the barman can hold his tongue no longer and says to the duck, "Thats amazing, not only can you talk, but you drink beer and use a knife and fork, its amazing!! Listen, I've got a mate who runs a circus, and he'd love to give you a job , what do you say?"
The duck shakes his head and replies, "Nah mate, I'm an electrician."
Ha Ha great its a pity i can only give u 1 star. Keep up the good work!
I dont get it and it isnt very funny.. sorry
Yes
ummmmmmmmmm yeah i dont really get it....
I don't get it.
Don't get me wrong, i'm slow at jokes.. that's probably why i'm not getting it. lol.
yes quite good
Can you explain the punchline?
Hey this guy is nuts hmmmmm no link there so how can u even think of ppl. laughin at the joke he he well gud try buddy
I think that the joke is Quackers !
lol?
lol, don't worry, I get it even if no-one else does.
Lmao
ummmm.... sorry but that is kind of a not very funny question... maybe it's just i don't get it????? try explaining a little better please and maybe i will get it?
heh heh heh heh.
Brill v funny just sent it to my mates, Hopefully I won't have to explain it 2nite when I see them in the pub
^^----^^ Dumb***es
I get it... 10/10
I think the irony is more in the fact that the duck doesn't think he can work for the circus because hes trained as an electrician...
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Guy walks into a bar with a pig under his arm. The barman said "Where did you get that thing?" The pig answers "Won it in a raffle."
your quackers .lol love it
hahaha, funny.
I still don`t get it, even although you have explained it!
Good one...don't expect too many on here to get it...they're not all that clever.I've had to explain a few of my own.