The Blue joke. Funny or not?!
Question: Feeling Blue
"What's wrong with me, doc?" asks the patient. "My balls have turned blue!"
The doctor examines him and says his testicles have to be removed, or else he'll die.
"I can't let you do that!" the patient cries.
"Do you want to die?" the doctor asks. So the patient glumly consents to have his balls removed.
Two weeks later the patient returns. "Doc, now my penis has turned blue!"
The doctor examines him and reaches the same conclusion: his penis must go.
The man begins to cry. "How will I pee?"
"Simple. We'll install a plastic pipe and that will do the trick," says the doctor. "You don't want to die, do you?"
Again, the man sadly consents to the procedure.
Two weeks later, the man returns again. "Doc! The pipe turned blue! What the hell is happening to me?"
"Well, I'm not really sure," admits the doctor. "Wait... do you wear jeans?"
Answers: Feeling Blue
"What's wrong with me, doc?" asks the patient. "My balls have turned blue!"
The doctor examines him and says his testicles have to be removed, or else he'll die.
"I can't let you do that!" the patient cries.
"Do you want to die?" the doctor asks. So the patient glumly consents to have his balls removed.
Two weeks later the patient returns. "Doc, now my penis has turned blue!"
The doctor examines him and reaches the same conclusion: his penis must go.
The man begins to cry. "How will I pee?"
"Simple. We'll install a plastic pipe and that will do the trick," says the doctor. "You don't want to die, do you?"
Again, the man sadly consents to the procedure.
Two weeks later, the man returns again. "Doc! The pipe turned blue! What the hell is happening to me?"
"Well, I'm not really sure," admits the doctor. "Wait... do you wear jeans?"
LOL! here's a star.
???? not funny
Funny!
Nice Twist!(Get it? TWIST!!! Lol)
lol
thats hilarious
feel sorry for the guy though
funny
funny i like it hahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahah
I'll take the 2 points, you keep the joke.
ha ha must have been a blonde man
youre full of em bon bon ur killin me!
Yes its hilarious cheers lol 10/10.
LOL, thats funny as hell!
that so funny!
lol!! bit stupid of the doc...
Fantastic. What a joke! You got a really good one for all of us.
haha poor guy
Pity, pity, pity. Or, should I say, dumb, dumb, dumb. Pity his dumbness. :p
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I get it! That was so hilarious!!!!!!!!! I love it!!!
Coool
ahh....he freeballs it! sick... haha! good one....
hahaha
Der ist grossartig! Wirklich lustig und ?usserst humor?s. Pfundig!