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Question: a 4 line poem about yourself!!!
mines:
i do housework all day long
i messed up the washing and shrunk my thong
im funny, kind and caring too
i like yahoo answers and so do you!!
Answers: a 4 line poem about yourself!!!
mines:
i do housework all day long
i messed up the washing and shrunk my thong
im funny, kind and caring too
i like yahoo answers and so do you!!
i drive a truck every day
never know where i will stay
on the road all day long
thinking of you in your thong
I should be working but I'm soo skint
I like Yahoo Answers, its really mint
I'm worried about money, Xmas is here
And housework to be done, but I'd rather have a beer!!
Wow, I sound like such a ****!!
i go to school 7 hours a day
its not like a job we dont get paid
i am funny, caring, loudish and kind
i hate people who think their divine
born in the 90's
Ithe 90's
but it didnt bring me yahoo answers!
this is the best
i love to tell lots of jokes,
i swear a lot and have tasted soap,
im a good at school i never give stick,
but my teacher still likes to call me a p.r.i.c.k (true)
Cheese lover
Care giver
Dont live liver
It's so cold i have to shiver
(yah i live in iowa)
i love home cooking with a passion
even though this is going out of fashion
lets get rid of all this fast food
and give our children good health for good.
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I have 4 kids home today
I need a break, I have to say
If I could only go Christmas shopping
I'd be happy, like Mary Poppins
I love to dance, and hang with friends
i go to parties that have no ends
i am so nice and friendly, just wait and see
just give it a chance you might like me!!!!
My name is Mike
And I love my fun and frolics
But when it comes to stupid jokes
I think they're a load of b******s
cant be bothered - but cheers for my points!
my one passion in life is jon Bonjovi
how i love that man, i just cant get ovie
i play the guitar. music is my life..
I wish Mr Jovi would make me his wife...
sorry to my hubby but he does understand...xx
I work as a Dental Nurse,
But there's never much money in my purse,
Practise manager is a total prat,
two weeks left and that'll the end of that!
Sorry, I can't do one in four lines, but I wrote this one;
I like rats, I like rats, I think they're rather sweet,
I like their little whiskers, and I like their little feet.
They scamper over the dustbins, and they scuttle across my bed,
I love the little rascals and I see that they're well fed.
They run around the kitchen, and they dance upon the loo.
and if you come to visit me they'll climb all over you.
They say that I am barmy, They say that I am queer,
They've put me in a padded cell, there are no rodents here.
They let me watch the telly and I;ve seen the Premiere,
No wonder there's no rats in here, they're all at Westminstare!
i dunno soz