Men can't win True or not?!
Question: If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework … you’re a pansy.
If you work too hard … there’s never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough … you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay … this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay … you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her … that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you … it’s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks … it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet … it’s male indifference.
If you cry … you’re a wimp.
If you don’t … you’re insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her … you’re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you … she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy … that’s domination.
If SHE asks you … it’s a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear … you’re a pervert.
If you don’t … you’re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape … you’re sexist.
If you don’t … you’re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape … you’re vain.
If you don’t … you’re a slob.
If you buy her flowers … you’re after something.
If you don’t … you’re not thoughtful.
If you’re proud of your achievements … you’re full of yourself.
If you don’t … you’re not ambitious.
If she has a headache … she’s tired.
If you have a headache … you don’t love her anymore.
If you want it too often … you’re oversexed.
If you don’t … there must be someone else.
Answers: If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework … you’re a pansy.
If you work too hard … there’s never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough … you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay … this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay … you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her … that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you … it’s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks … it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet … it’s male indifference.
If you cry … you’re a wimp.
If you don’t … you’re insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her … you’re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you … she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy … that’s domination.
If SHE asks you … it’s a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear … you’re a pervert.
If you don’t … you’re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape … you’re sexist.
If you don’t … you’re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape … you’re vain.
If you don’t … you’re a slob.
If you buy her flowers … you’re after something.
If you don’t … you’re not thoughtful.
If you’re proud of your achievements … you’re full of yourself.
If you don’t … you’re not ambitious.
If she has a headache … she’s tired.
If you have a headache … you don’t love her anymore.
If you want it too often … you’re oversexed.
If you don’t … there must be someone else.
Finally! Someone has laid it all out. It appears that this was written by a female? Now, If I had wrote this, I would be labled sexist. Although I am sure this will just add more fuel to the fire on the battle of the sexes. I don't know who you really are, but thank you for your insight on the matter. If I could give you 100 stars for this, I would! This is the best thing I have read on questions and answers! Thank you!
Very true
Have you been reading my diary?
NOT
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And they say men have it easy!
haha wow so true.
Hmm...true...
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
that was great
loool
i'm with u, men r doomed to loose.
it is impossible how they manipulate the words and facts so they turn u into a monster = )
true lol so true.
its true. men just cant win. at least someone recognized it.
very true star4u
sooooo true
very funny
i like being on top!
haha,how funny and how true.we live in an unfair world !
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