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Question: what are some hilariously funny things that i could say to /ask a telemarketer? my brothers used to deepen their voice to sound like my dad, and my little brother used to talk really slow to the person. I want to come up with some funny things but i need some help! :*)
thanks for all the answers! use your imagination! :)
:*)
Answers: what are some hilariously funny things that i could say to /ask a telemarketer? my brothers used to deepen their voice to sound like my dad, and my little brother used to talk really slow to the person. I want to come up with some funny things but i need some help! :*)
thanks for all the answers! use your imagination! :)
:*)
I always answer the phone "Thank you for calling - Last Name Here- Funeral Home, How can I help you?" Trust me they WON'T call back!
pretend you can't speak english
Tell them you don't have time at the moment, but ask them for their home phone number, and you will call them back when they are eating dinner, or sleeping.
ask him if he gets a discount on phone sex
tell them you would love to talk to them , but you will be right back. Then put the phone down and forget about it
talk really super fast
Pretend you are a telemarketer! Then try to sell stuff to them!
Sound like a Slag Jaw Hillbilly... Say
you: who's this? Are you calling about Tippy? Tippy dead.
Telemarketer: I'm sorry what?
you: I say you Tippy dead... She dead.. What am I gonna do now? how'ma gonna make moonshine??? she had all the corn.. Tippy! Tippy I love you!
-------------------Click-------------C...
LMAO
my friend would always do a little kids voice.. and the telemarketer would be like are your parents home.. and she would be like.. yeah they are taking a shower together.. hahah
i think you should make a funny voice... and be like ill answer your questions if you answer my questions.. or just like start a conversation with them.. be like hi how are you.. im in a really bad mood my bf broke up with me.. what should i do? blahblabhalh .. something like that and dont let them ask you those stupid advertising questions...just keep interrupting.. hehe have fun with it.. and i think im goin to take my own advice haha and do what im telling you to do.
go to yomama.com
say:
"me no speeeky english"
"I'm sorry he/she died last night"
"he/she has been taken to the mental hospital"
"hello? Hellooooo? Hi! anyone there? HEEEELLLOOOOO?"
"ya hi stacey, Oh! did ya hear 'bout stacey? she's going out with brad! that lucky *****!"
"oh yeah sure, that sounds great, just a sec!" then hang up.
"hello! would you be interested in buying collinson's life insurance? if so, press one!"
mernny nernny, faginga bolooba"
"I'm sorry what? What? Wait, I didn't catch that, soory, you're breaking up on be, NOOOOOO! cschrrrkkkksccher!"
go into a coughing fit or hiccups
start singing or humming the jeopardy tune
sigh really ludly into the phone
cup your hand over the mouthpiece to magnify sound
hope I helped, have fun!
xoxo ;p
Say your brother might be interested in this and wait a couple of seconds, listen to him repeat his stuff, and say say that your bro might be interested... Or if it's a windows and doors thing say you're sorry but you don't have any doors/windows. Hope this helps!