I have 2 blonde jokes for you!?!
Question: Here's my first blonde joke: A blonde gets A on her test and the professor say "This is impossible! How did you you get such a good grade?" The blonde says: "I'm not a real blonde. My hair is dyed."
Here's my second joke: A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions.
On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 59 + 2?"
The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "57?"
The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Then they asked, "What is 15 - 5?"
The blonde responded, "20, right?"
Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1 + 2?"
"3?" said the blonde.
The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Answers: Here's my first blonde joke: A blonde gets A on her test and the professor say "This is impossible! How did you you get such a good grade?" The blonde says: "I'm not a real blonde. My hair is dyed."
Here's my second joke: A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions.
On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 59 + 2?"
The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "57?"
The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Then they asked, "What is 15 - 5?"
The blonde responded, "20, right?"
Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1 + 2?"
"3?" said the blonde.
The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Hmmmmmm! ′*?.?Wow.?* ! Those were really fun-tas-tic! Star for you!!!
Saw the 3rd one before. 1st is lame, 2nd one is pretty funny. :)
They are sooo funny but I betnot repeat them to my best mate...she is blonnde and she would murder me :S
Good one. the third one was a riot.
great sides are splitting
vry gudd
i couldnt stop laughing
i fell off ma chair
fantastic
keep it up...............
The last one - I 'll give it a 10.
the second and third are funny very funny lol i just cant stop laughing !
nice one
i didn't think the 1st one was that funny but i luved the others!
=3 ??
I have heard them, but I still find them funny.