Sorry, I believe in God, but this joke is just too funny to keep it for myself:?!
Question: tell me if you think it's funny, or if it's a no-go
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. ‘Want to have some fun?’”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”
“Thank you!” the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say,”Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!”
Answers: tell me if you think it's funny, or if it's a no-go
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. ‘Want to have some fun?’”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”
“Thank you!” the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say,”Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!”
That's really cute! There's no need to apologize. Believers can have senses of humor, too, in fact it's better if we do!
Hahahahaha!
haha, no this is funny!
It's cute and not offensive to me at least
LOL! very good.
Funny :)
Good one.
lol thats so funny i love it!!
OMG..... Thats just........ Thats just a no-go for me.
Hi,
Quite Funny Indeed.
Lol! Good one. =D
haha no thats hilarious
I believe in God too but that was hilarious! =That just made my day...
hahaha its cute and very funny lol
thanx for the laugh =)
It IS funny ( although somewhat obvious ) and not at all blasphemous. I don't see anyone taking offense at this.
lol that is a good one...........I can't stop laughing.......
have to admit it was good and iam glad you didnt keep it to yourself thanks
ha ah,
no this is funny!
I think it's a very funny joke. Thanks for sharing!
3 nuns want to leave so they approach the head nun and ask wot to do.she says do a bad dead and come bk to me 2moz.
so they come bk the nxt day and 1 says i stole from a shop.the head nun says to go drink sum holy water and then she is out.
the second says she set fire to a shop.the head nun says to go drink sum holy water and then she is out.
the third cums and says "i pissed in the holy water"
is that fny?
haha you deserve a star! thanks for the laugh
There is a song it say's(I GOT) (HEAVEN)and it's here on earth.
LOL! no need to apologize, we all pray for different reasons XD
very good lmao
lmao...star
Omigawd, that iz too funny. I Luve hearin new jokes. If you like em so much, try this one on for size. . .
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I almost had an affair with a woman."
The priest asks, "What do you mean, almost?"
"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.
The priest quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
"Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said it was the same as putting it in."
LOL!
lol very nice 1.
that is really cute
It really is funny :)))
that was good star for you
Bad taste