Are theese jokes funny?Please Star if they are.?!
Question: Joke no 1
A little girl runs out of her school, one day shouting, " Mummy mummy! Today we learnt about number! And everyone else learnt 1,2,3,4,5,
But i learnt 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! Is it cos im blond mummy! is it cos im blond!!"
The mother replies " Yes dear, its because your blond."
The next day the same girl runns out of school and shouts at her mother "Mummy mummy!! Today we learnt about the alphabet! But everyoneelse onlu learnt A,B,C,D,E,F,G, But I learnt A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K!, Is it cos im Blonde mummy!! Is it cos im blonde!"
"Yes dear, its because your blonde."
The next day the same girl came out of school and shouted at her mother " Mummy mummy!! Today we went swimming! But all the other girls, were flat-chested, But look Mummy im not!!(chuckes her boobs into her mums face) Is it cos im blonde mummy!! Is it cos im blonde!!"
" No dear, its because your 23"
Joke no 2.
A blonde is short of money so she decides to wait after school, and kidnapp a child. So she waits at her old school and sucessfully kidnapps a child, then she pinns a note to his shirt which says:
"GiMmE ￡10,000 oR i WiLl KeEp
YoUr cHiLd HoStAgE, PuT tHe
PuT tHe mOnEy BeHiNd tHe
sWiNgS In tHe HoLe iN tHe
TrEe, Do ThIs By SuNdOwN
tOmOrRo Or tHe ChIlD GeTs iT!
BlOnDe GiRl"
Then she sends the child home to its parents, with the note pinned to its shirt.
The next day the blonde checks the tree, and sure enough the money was there! But it had a note to ot on it it said:
HoW cOuLd yOu Do tHiS To
A fElLoW BlOnDe!!!!
BlOnDe MuM
Answers: Joke no 1
A little girl runs out of her school, one day shouting, " Mummy mummy! Today we learnt about number! And everyone else learnt 1,2,3,4,5,
But i learnt 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! Is it cos im blond mummy! is it cos im blond!!"
The mother replies " Yes dear, its because your blond."
The next day the same girl runns out of school and shouts at her mother "Mummy mummy!! Today we learnt about the alphabet! But everyoneelse onlu learnt A,B,C,D,E,F,G, But I learnt A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K!, Is it cos im Blonde mummy!! Is it cos im blonde!"
"Yes dear, its because your blonde."
The next day the same girl came out of school and shouted at her mother " Mummy mummy!! Today we went swimming! But all the other girls, were flat-chested, But look Mummy im not!!(chuckes her boobs into her mums face) Is it cos im blonde mummy!! Is it cos im blonde!!"
" No dear, its because your 23"
Joke no 2.
A blonde is short of money so she decides to wait after school, and kidnapp a child. So she waits at her old school and sucessfully kidnapps a child, then she pinns a note to his shirt which says:
"GiMmE ￡10,000 oR i WiLl KeEp
YoUr cHiLd HoStAgE, PuT tHe
PuT tHe mOnEy BeHiNd tHe
sWiNgS In tHe HoLe iN tHe
TrEe, Do ThIs By SuNdOwN
tOmOrRo Or tHe ChIlD GeTs iT!
BlOnDe GiRl"
Then she sends the child home to its parents, with the note pinned to its shirt.
The next day the blonde checks the tree, and sure enough the money was there! But it had a note to ot on it it said:
HoW cOuLd yOu Do tHiS To
A fElLoW BlOnDe!!!!
BlOnDe MuM
both were hilarious pitty i couldnt give 2 stars
good have a star!
Yup , there funny , star for you :))
i must say ur jokes r very dry and by the way whats ur problem with blondes.
You must be Blondie yourself. Can't help it but one star only.
lol, 10/10, hilarious.
i didn't really like them.
I do not understand the last joke. I gave it a star for the first joke. But, I had to take it away because of the last one. Sorry...
I heard the second one on here the other day! But that first one made me spit out my coke! LMAO
Have a star and a good day!